Letter for dog

Dear Dog:

I am soooo sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break, the fish you did not spill and the carpet you did not wet. Also the wall you did not dirty, and the chicken you didn't knock on the floor.

But things at the house really are calmer now. Mom and Dad have stopped yelling. And just to show you there are no hard feelings between us, I am sending you a picture so that you can remember me, always.

Best regards,
the cat.